No Excuse Really

So, I haven't really been on the ball with the whole holiday card thing. If you don't get one, don't take it as a slight or anything. I've been overwhelmed with saving the world...oh who am I kidding? I've been carousing, drinking, traveling and now I'm recovering from some mutant cold.
To make it up to you, I will share something that brings me great joy: a not-so-bloated Alec Baldwin and a joke which revolves around the word "balls." Don't say I am lacking in holiday spirit.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls

Yes, I am 14

This almost makes me want to take up golf:

http://schwettyballs.com/


For the original SNL sketch:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls

I think for Christmas I'm going to buy my parents tee-shirts that read "I Spent Thousands of Dollars on My Child's Education and All I Got is a Daughter Who Laughs at the Word 'Balls.'"