Dear Fellow Jamba Juice Customer,
It's bad enough you're holding up the line, but do you really need to ask the kid behind the counter "Why did you change the menu? When did you make this decision?" as if he is in charge. But did you really need to make my nose feel like it has been raped by douching yourself with Drakkar Noir today? It's not 1987. Just a hint from me to you.
Hugs,
Christen
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Yikes! I still wear Drakkar Noir. After my attractive wife stopped laughing after reading this post, she said, "maybe it's time for you to make a change."
Well I have never wanted to gag after being around you so you're good to go.
Wow, was that the worst backhanded compliment ever? Why haven't the good people from Hallmark called me to write for them?
So glad you and the Attractive Wife are getting in some quality time! And as long as she likes your cologne you are fine.
I almost peed my pants reading this post, then had flashbacks to seventh grade and my favorite perfume "Electric Youth" by Debbie Gibson. Remember that eau de the 80s? Yeah, that's what I thought.
P.S. My friend Lindsay told me that she found the impostor version of Electric Youth at Walgreens the other day. They still make Electric Youth? And impostor perfumes?
P.P.S. Did you catch any of the ESPYs? At the very end, Will Ferrell accepted Tiger Woods' award. And he gave a shout out to his sponsors, including Drakkar Noir. One more reason to looooove Will Ferrell, yeah?
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