
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Because My Friends Cannot Make Decisions Without Your Help Either

Wednesday, February 11, 2009
What to Wear Wednesday: Special Double Issue


2) Rock the camel-toe as though their names are actually Annie
3) Dress as though they can go directly from work to the club with ease
4) Sport 2-3 inches of cleavage (and still wonder why people don't look at thier face in meetings)
Sometimes a little positive reinforcement goes further than telling people they look like shit. Best of luck!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
What to Wear Wednesday. Or Something Like That?
Anyone who owns this much lip gloss knows her shit.
And anyone who owns THIS should not be ignored.
I know what you may be thinking. Aren't you the girl perpetually covered in crumbs? Didn't you used to have feathered bangs? And isn't there a picture of you in your high school yearbook sporting a top from Wet Seal with a matching fucking scrunchie? Yes, I will own up to all of the above. Let's just look past all that and move forward, mmmk?
Hit me with your best shot.
*Why Wednesday? Because it's Hump Day and that cracks me up. Don't look at me like that. This isn't parenting advice or finishing school, OK?
Sunday, February 1, 2009
My Favorite Things: What I'm Wearing
Chicken Dress: I found this frock at a store here in Chico in their small "vintage" section. It was so 1950's and fun and inexpensive so I snagged it. Why is it called "The Chicken Dress" you ask? Because the pattern features flowers and chickens. Duh. I wore it to church with my grandma and she went crazy over it; I've seen pictures of her back in the day and she was one stylin' fox (how she managed that while wrangling five rambunctious boys I'll never know) so I'm taking that as a compliment. It's not lined and the skirt is see-through so I have to wear a slip with it, which actually makes me feel really proper and all Sandra Dee-ish.
This one's for you, Roadtripper... Please note the classy location for this photo shoot: my bathroom.
Black Boots: My quest for black boots was a complicated one, mostly because I am high-maintenance. I didn't want TOO high of a heel, or TOO pointy of a toe, and I also didn't want something that looked like it was straight out of Herman Munster's closet and I didn't want anything that looked like someone took a Bedazzler to it...my list of demands was ridiculous, really. Luckily DSW came to the rescue with this pair by Bandolino. Hallelujia!
How do I *really* know these are a winner? Gay men gave it the thumbs up.
The bright colors! The beading at the bottom! So in love after all these years!
Exhibit A: The winter/fall color collection
Exhibit B: The spring/summer collection
The Super Classy T-Shirt Collection: Lest you think I'm the Queen of England, here's evidence that CKD knows how to rock and roll all night, AND party every day. With, you know, breaks for snacks and napping of course. Probably the best purchases of 1998, really. The "Dick's" shirt is from a burger place in Seattle, hence the tagline "Where TASTE is the difference." I don't wear these shirts out in public anymore, but there was a time when I didn't think twice about sporting them out and about. My mom did not love that phase.
Van Halen, 1980 Invasion. Oh heeeelllll yes!
This shirt is so bright you can probably see it from space. Obviously, it was love at first sight.