I "clicked here" to find out what my blog was rated and only got an enlarged jpeg (which is so not as dirty as it just sounded there!) Do you have the link?
If I can make one person a day laugh at something I say or write I consider myself a success.
I like pizza.
If we are in a bar and the jukebox has the song "Beast of Burden" I will play it. I will always dance to "Stayin' Alive." I love vodka and hate gin. Moms, dogs and children love me. I am allergic to raw tomatoes. I have high cholesterol and low blood pressure. As a small child I was afraid of men (other than my dad and grandpa) and the Pink Panther cartoon character; I have since outgrown that phase. My degree is in English and I have yet to have a job directly related to that. If you have an accent I will probably have a crush on you. People tell me I smell nice. I have excellent table manners. I do not care for chocolate in most forms but I will eat my body weight in cheesecake on any given day. I am good at keeping your secrets but blab the details of my life to everyone. I enjoy disco and the music of the 80's in an unironic way. I am shy. I am a sucker for proper use of punctuation. I can spend hours wandering around Target and walk out with only one item. You will win me over by suggesting we eat cheese, drink wine and watch movies.
4 comments:
"Does Your Mother Know" = Great ABBA song. Now it's in my head. I want to see how badass you have to be to kick it up to PG-13.
I KNEW YOU WOULD GET THE ABBA REFERENCE!!!! Yeehaw!
For reals. We may have to go full-frontal here, kids!
I "clicked here" to find out what my blog was rated and only got an enlarged jpeg (which is so not as dirty as it just sounded there!) Do you have the link?
i would rate this blog AT LEAST PG-13 but hey that's just me..
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