Why don't I own a flask?
Who would play me in the movie version of my life?
Why don't I own leather pants?
How much would drum lessons cost?
And how about tap dancing, too?
Who decided to cancel Arrested Development?
Can someone around here get me a whiskey sour? Please?
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Flask: A camel-back is capable of so much MORE.
Movie: Tilda Swinton
Pants: They're damned uncomfortable and make you sweaty wet - and not in the good way.
Drum: $135 - but wait! There's More! http://tinyurl.com/6ffh5c
Tap: Not much apparently. http://tinyurl.com/5c5cu6
Arrested Development: Marketing. http://tinyurl.com/6zapnk
Whiskey Sour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbtbIkoVZL0
I love your resourceful, ca-do attitude. You're going places, Kid.
Sorry, that was supposed to be CAN-do, with the "n." Way to proofread, English major!
Blogger KorpsKanzler said...
Flask: A camel-back is capable of so much MORE.
??!?! a flask has WAY more style. and the way CKD rolls, it seems much more appropriate for her to have one, perenially at the ready, mid-thigh held in place with a garter that *looks* like lace, but is actually made from an old inner tube (no point in losing your flask when you start flinging limbs about pell mell).
when's your birthday, ckd? i see a cute leather-bound monogrammed number in your future....
I ALWAYS wanted to be able to bust out a flask from under my skirt and have some cute garter holding it in place, and be all casual about it. Like, "Oh, yes, I just have this on me and always ready to GET THE PARTY STARTED!"
Camelbacks seem like a reasonable option for casual day-drinking, though.
January 29.
How aboot this ensemble:
http://www.juliettewear.com/
Perfect flasks for your garter-holster:
http://www.annetaintor.com/flasks.html
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