Dear Barbie,
Maybe the girls back at the sorority house think your klutziness is soooo adorable, but I don't consider myself lucky that the drink you dumped in my lap was "just ice water!" The polite thing to do is offer to buy a drink for the person...or maybe hand her a freaking napkin. Go back to the Delta Chi house and give some thick-necked loser a handy and leave me alone. This is my new favorite bar and I will not allow it to become a mecca for your type. Shh, no. Stop talking. Leave.
Kisses,
Christen
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Shouldn't this be in Missed Connections? :)
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